Thursday, October 05, 2006

erm i wld like to make an ammendment to willy post. willy's post was third person narrative. let me give it in first person point of view. lol.

i was standing up studying lit. audrey was sitting on the bench in front of me. suddenly audrey screamed. and she was screaming to a source which was behind me. naturally i was kinda freaked out. so i turned around, and to my amazment i saw the back view of a super fat and big grey rat running into the shelves. the exact position was in between the rope boxes. haha.

and there wasn't really a commotion. i just shouted a string out vugarities. haha natural vs reaction.

i dun think the rat ran into the odac room fo the sake of running into the odac room. i think i ran into the room cos tat was it's HOME. rats do not find food in a places in between rope boxes, it's more likely to BUILD A HOME in places in between rope boxes.

we welcome our first domesticated odac rat. let's call it fluffy junior, named after our loggie.

or maybe we can start hunting fluffy jr and have boiled rat for lunch. we can skin the rat, and we get rat fur! which we can den frame it up on the wall. we can boil the rat meat. and fry the rat intestines. someone can den suck on the juicy boiled rat eyeballs. just imagine the wonderful stuff we can do to our dearest fluffy jr! it's lyk how monster incinerated one of my poor relatives on korbu using alcohol wipes. haha

hope u didn't read this while u were eating. boiled rat meat rocks. the pink juicy tender flesh. and not forgetting the jucicy slimy eyeballs.

a delicacy.

an odac delicacy.

:)

odac`;
10:55 PM