Saturday, November 25, 2006
FANSIPAN. came. climbed. CONQUERED! hooray we are back! life in vietnam was sloooooooooooooooooow and boriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. however, it was still extremely fun!
GH (Gossip Headquarters) was found with Jasmine as President. Porter Chee got some porter shoes. ODAC took a 1000 photots. literally. (thanks fos and esther and jasmine and all who brought cams!) CWLL accepted many new members on the top of Fanispan. ODAC meng chi, meng shopped, and for some people, meng puked. (hope that you all feel all right now, yes!) Ng Xiao Yun turned 17, no longer xiao alr. ODAC cultivated some new muscles but lost them when we meng chi-ed. 46740928428490 years of vietnam dust and dirt covered us. I petted some vietnamese mountain dogs and mountain goats even though the rest were shouting " STELLA LIANG, NO!" Vietnamese bride found her groom, hahaha. ODAC experienced a night on a Vietnamese Junk ( which had 3 stars compared to some hotel we lived in that had 2 stars) Secrets were revealed in room 509. (JWEI was a NATIONAL WATER POLO CHAMPION? yeah right, nice try) New phrases were learnt: Mott Thai Bhatt Yo! Liap Chye / Liap Gye ( which underwearless pres calls
himself 267372848294 times a day)
Zamzadi! ( Eg. Jwei is worth 1 dong.
Customer: Zamzadi! Zamzadi! too expensive!)
Tuilasinvien (or however u spell it means we are poor students)
Guai shu shu guai-ed.
Lonely/Ego boy lonely-ed/ego-ed.
IQ max One found her long lost sister, Melissa who happens to have an unlucky chinese name.
People were traumatised by the Desperado with Green Hands.
ODAC ate countless beef, pork, tau kwa, onions, rice and tomatoes.
Le Possieur Fan and Le Possieur Ma poser-ed.
Monster and Monstress fought. (on the mountain, on the junk, on the plane, on the streets, everywhere)
OH WELLS its back to life in Singapore where life is Too Fast Too Furious. Escape on tues anyone?
---CWLL
odac`;
6:12 PM
Thursday, November 23, 2006
HAHAHAHA WE ARE USING A COMPUTER IN VIETNAM
HOW AMAZING OK
LIFE IS SLOW AND BORING AH
W-O-L-S
THE STUPID KEYBOARD IS SCREWED UP AHHH
GOING FOR MENG SHOPPING AND MENG EATING NOW AHHH
-JASMINE TYE ROARS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NG XIAO YUN-THE ONE WHO HAS RABIES.
VIETNAM TOYS ROX TO THE CORE, THEIR BIRTHDAY SONG IS IMPROVISED
LIFE IS INDEED SLOW AND BORINGGGGG.I THINK IM GETTING FATTER DAY BY DAY .HORRORS!
-VIETNAMESE BRIDE WHISPERS
YES VIETNAMESE BRIDE, I TINK WE ALL GOT FATTER DAY BY DAY TOO! HORRORS. SUMMARY OF OUR LIFE FOR THIS FEW DAYS: EAT SLEEP GAMBLE GOSSIP, CONTINUE EATING AND SLEEPING AND EATING! ITS JUST A FEW MORE HOURS WE ARE GOING BACK SPORE! ITS JUST AROUND THE CORNER! MOT THAI BATT YO!! OKAY I SHALL PASS ON THE KEYBOARD
-pink pig head oinks
LIFE'S SO BORING, give me a real mountain,porters rule!
-porter chee/monster/bubbles/xiao pang/orange joy talks
IQmax ONE aka not-funny TWO has nothing to say ):
Vietnam a lil' overkill arZ...
-underwearless president/man behind whitening mask egos
+)
life is slow and BORINGGGGGGGGG. =(
-lamly screams
we love liang
-cwll las :D
life in vietnam is slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and boringggggg
-leech
sucks (its a verb)=)happy bday ngxiaoyun
odac`;
6:59 PM
Thursday, November 16, 2006
less than one day more to fanzipan! don't you feel excited! free membership to CWLL is coming!
excited excited excited excited excited excited excited excited =)
high spirits people! even if there's rain, the cold, a certain someone with a long nose coming with us, we DUN CARE!!! its just a mountain which we shall conquer!
all our jackknives, pushups, stairs..blah blah blah are gonna pay off tomorrow! so jia you people!!!
monster/bubbles/xiaopang/mongster
odac`;
11:18 PM
HELLO HELLO.
its FANSIPAN tmr! and a lot of butterflies are fluttering in my stomach now. and a lot of thoughts are running through my head. just to give a few examples:
1) my water bottles cant fit in my bag how.
2) later rain how. (CHOY TOUCH WOOD)
3) can i teleport my bag up the mountain.
4) i feel like bringing my bunny on the trip. he will be so lonely at home.
5) takako liwen is going for soccer trng in the morn tmr. craziness.
6) prison break is on tv now, i shld probably stop blogging and go watch it.
well i shld probably stop worrying and think happy thoughts!
tmr would be a good and bright day, yes!
i love mountains. i love fansipan. i love vietnam. yes i do.
all the best to all of us tmr! fansipan came climbed conquered!
liang
odac`;
10:46 PM
fansipanCAME. CLIMBED.
CONQUERED
odac`;
8:40 PM
24 more hrs to go.. yeah.. mayb tat's wad we've been waiting for.. fansipan!!! seems as though we've juz returned from korbu the past few days.. time really juz flew passed without us noticing it.. we are all eagerly anticipating the summit of fansipan, not unlike the high spirits of us before korbu's climb, yet not knowing of the unknown ahead of us.. What lies ahead may be that of fun and laughters, or maybe groaning and moaning.. but one thing lies for sure, vj 23rd odac will eventually COME to vietnam-sappa, CLIMB fansipan, and ultimately CONQUER the mountain.. :)
Jiayou peeps!!!
You'll be there... At the summit
yongyboi
odac`;
10:08 AM
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
in less than 48 hours we wld be transported from our nice comfy homes to some unknown mountain in vietnam. sounds like fun huh. tt's wad odac is all about.
rahh.
odac`;
10:02 PM
Monday, November 13, 2006
ooookkiE! haha posting in progress. today we had chopping exercises. the training of the odac chainsawer. and well. bad luck with the weather again. so we went to ps to eat and...walk ard.(in it was another failed movie attempt. KEEP TRYING ppl. we'll make it one day.)
specs trying day
ms ngxiaoyun with her shades
mr ma song xi with his
the omg we look cool cept for the fact that the price tag is hanging on our noses pic.
xinhui with her shades
LALALA.
baby ma and his mum.
last but not least. the quan jia fu. with daddy saw. mummy yuanli. san jiemeis xinhui lala and huihui and baby ma.
all in all. an eventful day. lol
odac`;
11:34 PM
Saturday, November 11, 2006
ah ha...!!!
And so here we are, like wad??? 6 days b4 OT...??? hahharZ... gonna luv it we are. But yea, the nXt few days are gonna be a lil ruShed for us all, startin frm Monday, with banner painting and building of spar rack. Tuesday's beepo teSt, and Wed is packing day and final OT briefing!!! YEA...!!! Thurs...movie...??? Ah well... these outings always fail, prove me wrong if u will. And talking bout movies... pink pig head (PPH) today kept on nagging bout wanting to go watch movies lehZ...SO IRRITATING...!!! I wonder how BPH stands her larZ... ok, jkjk, don't snort at me...
talkin bout watching movies, if there really is only one movie we can watch, let it be An Inconvenient Truth. If there really is anyone who should be really concerned about the threat of global warming, it would be us here in South East Asia. For
a-bra-catch-the-bra's (abracadabra) sake, if it gets any hotter, our bloody eyeballs will melt and our brains will implode...!!! TRULLY, MADLY, DEEPLY...!!! And anwZ, it'd also be like a murder trial, where u and everyone u ever know has been charged with killing mama earth...
So let's watch inconvenient truth on thurs, bet it's gonna be the scariest show we'd ever watch...
oh, just to leave u wid some quotes from upcoming mockumentary Borat...
"She is my sister. She is No.4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Nice"
"What kind of a gun would you recommend to kill a Jew?"
"Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than the man?"
"Watch my show. If it's no success, I will be execute."
ze man behind ze whitening mask
odac`;
10:06 PM
ah ha...!!!
And so here we are, like wad??? 6 days b4 OT...??? hahharZ... gonna luv it we are. But yea, the nXt few days are gonna be a lil ruShed for us all, startin frm Monday, with banner painting and building of spar rack. Tuesday's beepo teSt, and Wed is packing day and final OT briefing!!! YEA...!!! Thurs...movie...??? Ah well... these outings always fail, prove me wrong if u will. And talking bout movies... pink pig head (PPH) today kept on nagging bout wanting to go watch movies lehZ...SO IRRITATING...!!! I wonder how BPH stands her larZ... ok, jkjk, don't snort at me...
talkin bout watching movies, if there really is only one movie we can watch, let it be An Inconvenient Truth. If there really is anyone who should be really concerned about the threat of global warming, it would be us here in South East Asia. For
a-bra-catch-the-bra's (abracadabra) sake, if it gets any hotter, our bloody eyeballs will melt and our brains will implode...!!! TRULLY, MADLY, DEEPLY...!!! And anwZ, it'd also be like a murder trial, where u and everyone u ever know has been charged with killing mama earth...
So let's watch inconvenient truth on thurs, bet it's gonna be the scariest show we'd ever watch...
oh, just to leave u wid some quotes from upcoming mockumentary Borat...
"She is my sister. She is No.4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Nice"
"What kind of a gun would you recommend to kill a Jew?"
"Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than the man?"
"Watch my show. If it's no success, I will be execute."
ze man behind ze whitening mask
odac`;
10:06 PM
ahhh. and today was quite a waste of time.
other than learning or relearning or STONING in the first aid class.
we did nth much except for lunch. yeah well food IS important. i mean it can be ALL important. depending on the situation. =). haha. first time odac ate together at the parkway hawker centre?. i think so. haha. other times we've all been to the many many foodcourts in pp(like yah TWO. the food is getting boring.)
ahh so after lunch we were scheduled to do pioneering. yeah. redo the nicenice spar rack we put together quite a long time ago. haha. prob because it din really withstand the wind and rain. it kinda got...wrecked. hah. but...we're always being unlucky with the weather. unpredictable thing.
so it poured. it rained. it stormed. haha. and there was lots and lots of water. so much so that we couldn't do anything. so odac was ...well we did our self entertainment. haha. dumb games being played all around. and risk too!. haha i was the first to be eliminated from the sadsad world of risk. ahhh. no more little green men.i guess i shld've stuck to mars.
well. eventually everyone started to play the bear hunter and only there to be killed villager game. haha. quite cool lol. acting skills and deductive skills. lol.
this was followed by a few rounds of murderer. where we squeezed. winked. scratched our way through the games. lol.
all in all a funny way to spend a day. haha.
yup. lol thats about that. now that godzilla(dumb) has decided to give it a rest. lol.
look here.
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
odac`;
8:31 PM
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Wow, it's been ages since i came here and so much weird things have already happened.. Firstly i would like to congratulate 23rd odac for making seet's bdae such a memorable one, not forgetting the cake not his face, nor the unbursable (is there such a word?!) water bombs, or if u can call it a bomb in the first place, and the traditional deep heat which do not seem to have much effect on him. Nevertheless, it was a job well done n i think we'll have lotsa fun with him up fansipan.. haha.. We await to see if there IS such a store selling drinks at the base camp, or will his already super long nose grow longer n longer...
Well, since everyone's talking bout this dumbzilla or wadeva he/she is called, i shant waste my time commenting on this creature then. Not worth it to spend my time n effort to write bout IT anyway. Hope that this dumbzilla wouldn find its way back here, but even if IT does, 23rd odac will still await ur 'mightly' presence and offer u special service u would never experience elsewhere..
And to all those who have finished the dreadful op, congrats for completing the whole of project work probably the toughest paper u could ever find in the GCE A levels exam. And for those who's still eagerly anticipating ur op session (like me), congrats too.. for according to teapot's logic, u'll miss the times u've had with ur pw mates.. and last but not least, jiayou everyone for the upcoming op, pt, beep test, banner painting, and last but not least, fansipan..
odac`;
8:40 AM
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
ok since man behind the whitening mask is quoting interesting quotes from famous ppl of the past. well i shall come up with a few more theories of my own.
=). as u can expect this is gonna be SO MUCH more sensible than the man behind whitening mask's post.
yesh.
so here we go.
firstly i would like to express odac 23rds gratitude to the obscure GODzilla.
we would like to thank the person. or monster. or whatever. for his/her/its contribution to our veryverygreat organisation. one that is definitely much higher up there compared to the CWLL.
if u have to shout from the top of a 3000m mountain to join the CWLL.
well you'll have to shout from a 3000 x 23 m mountain to join odac23rd.
hm seems impossible? well it is so dun bother trying. only 23 ppl ever made it.
and
will ever make it. so too bad. you jus have to settle for the CWLL if you're really
that desperate. but i expect that the i'm a desperado form is no longer in production. u see the demand was disgustingly low.
aww.
ok.
secondly, this incident with a person with the alias of godzilla(funny how the name makes it sound big. but its so small we dun even know it exists.) has shown odac23rd ppl are made of.
when faced with an adversary. we dun sit down and let it conquer us. we stand up and fight back. we show our might!. haha we show what we're made of.
and this shall be called the theory of hardships rallying ppl.
yes. this theory has been seen around the world for centuries before. and no one thought of naming it. or maybe they did but here it shall be renamed. how true it is.
=).
thirdly. i would like to cordially invite everyone to PT on thurs. yes that includes u too godzilla. then we can see how godly u are. hey. i mean the god has to be there for some reason rite. u dun really go around putting god infront of ppl's names. dumb zilla. well if u can survive ms ngxiaoyun's wonderful and absolutely delightful pt plan without prior editing. well we might . might just let u keep that front part of ur name. till then say byebye to ur GOd. dumb zilla.
oh and to odac23rd.
if and when we face an adversary so huge.
that we may need a little bit of help. theres our new superhero to save the world!
it was inducted into the hall of superheroes and lousy villians(yes thats u zilla.) by none other then the president of CWLL . LIANG herself.
awed?
i shall not yet say the name of our new hero!
boys and girls. be patient! liang herself who has the license which allows her to have utterly nonsensical as her normal self will unveil our new hero to us.
VEnue: fluffy. odac rm. or here. or somewhere random
time: anytime liang feels like it
things to bring: pen and paper. yes to get the superhero's autograph. and to decorate liang's hand
tickets are going at $1 each.
all proceeds will go to the odac fund.
dates have yet to be scheduledwilly.(he who does not believe that he has just posted something that lame.)
odac`;
11:58 PM
STELLA LIANG...!!! How could u be so full of yourself...?? As yer climbing-partner-to-be, i am so really disappointed in yer cockiness...!!! I strongly believe in Queen Elizabeth the VII's famous words to her husband-to-be King William the X, "self-praise is an international disgrace".
AnwZ, seems like GODzilla ain't comin' back no more. I think this shows exactly how strong the power of 23 is man...! YEA...!!! This reminds me of a true story. A long time ago, when this fellow called marco polo was chatting with his good fwen Kublai Khan, Khan showed Polo this amaZing phenomenon in which 1 chopstick can be broken, but when 10 of the same chopsticks are bundled together, the bundle would never give! This phenomenon was famously termed the "Polo-Khan 10 chopsticks phenomenon", which has survived through the times and even earned itself a Nobel Prize for a wonderful discovery in October 1917. Just 1 month after, the (super) late Kublai Khan was also awarded the Nobel Prize for not being full of himself! Cos even though he was the one who discovered the phenomenon, and shared it with his fwen Polo, he still chose to name it "Polo-Khan", allowing Polo's name to be in front.
Liang, i hope u can see from this that ODAC is not all just about Liang. Cos Liang can be broken, but when Liang is with all 22 other ODACers, it's impossible to give...!!! Furthermore, rmb from this famous example that great people NEVER ever are full of themselves...
HaHa...
to hui hui and audrey, AGAIN,
the above-mentioned examples ARE NOT REAL...!!!
PLEASE do not use them in yer GP essays...
thank u siang kah mat...
man behind whitening mask
odac`;
11:33 PM
TO: GODzilla
RE: GODzilla's mission
harlow ah, for you information, there is no anti-Liang clan. however, if you really love liang and strongly desire to join a Liang-related club, i suggest you join, CWLL.
this stands for Club We Love Liang. here at CWLL, we speak in question marks, ensure that every member is happy and loved and of course as our name suggests-----Love Liang. Admission fees are US$100000000 cos this is a really prestigious club cannot anyhow let some AHEMgodzillasCOUGHCOUGH join u know. However, if you are really, really desperate, you can choose to fill up the " Help, I am a Desperado " form where you can join the club for absolutely FREE! i repeat, absolutely free! you only need to climb to the top of fasipan and shout " I Love Liang " thrice.
ThankYou, we hope to see you at CWLL.
Yours Sincerely,
CWLL.
<------- official CWLL picture :0)
odac`;
12:46 AM
well well, and so the first day of the dreaded pw op is over, and some ppl like ki and cancer patient are now enjoying life, OR ARE THEY...???
Let's look at it this way ppl, pw is indeed fun eh..?? I'm sure even though ki and yuan li have finished pw and rejoiced, their delight is only short-lived as now they are beginning to miss meeting up with their pw grp mates late at night, chionging power-point slides etc. The kind of bonding and friendships we all forge man... as Henry the IV told his heir to the throne upon his death bed, "all our hardships and our sufferings become our memories". To all those who still aren't done with yer op, treasure what little time u hav left wid yer grp mates... i mean, this IS the last time u ppl will get to work together...!!! And when u begin to look forward to ending yer op, remember, ppl like ki and yuan li are indeed looking at u, green wid envy. REMEMBER, all the times u shared wid yer pw grp mates, the tears of joy, cries of satisfaction, u name it, u experience it...
just kidding...
and to hui hui, audrey...
that quote from Henry the IV is fake...!!!
Don't go use it in yer GP essay or sth and fail it and come and find me...
odac`;
12:13 AM
Sunday, November 05, 2006
haha,
1st of all, nice post leech...
Ahh... What a week. 1st we have jasmine's innocence being cruelly ripped off her by a flashing leech, then we have some lame GODzilla trying to tear us apart. And hey, this is my first time posting on the ODAC blog...!!!
to GODzilla,
Don't underestimate the power of 23 ok. Our cancer patient can spread the disease to u and make u drop hair (if u hav any hair at all bloody reptile). As leech deduced, our monster can wallop u like putty, and of course, leech himself can suck u dry of yer cold blood. Har, M&M can make u fat and cause diabetes and our pig heads, ha, when they start kissing and making love, it can make u grow goose-bumps so big, u'll develop pimples that may just burst when the wind caresses yer skin...!!! And even though i dunno what our IQ maxes can do to u, DO NOT underestimate the teapot ok??? (oops, ain't that me?). This may be a lil' biased coming from the teapot himself, but even though he may be short, he sure is stout ok..!!!
U better watch out...
From A HA, to YA ZOO
We'll take u down,
We promise
We're sure of it
We think...
We ARE...!!!
WE...
It's just a matter of time
- man behind whitening mask
odac`;
11:34 PM
Saturday, November 04, 2006
dear intruder.
firstly, nice job for entering the odac blogger account. u have exceeded expetations. wow wow.
secondly, wad a nie post. i am very sure we are all very frightened and fearful due to your presence. pls have mercy for us as we are only a group of defenceless people. we do not wan to incur your GODzilla wrath.
thirdly, if u watch godzilla the movie, it died in the end.
fourth, as i am typing this, GODzilla swat units have already been sent out for a search and destroy mission. by refering to swat units, i mean MONSTER. yeah he's king kong btw. so if u watch king kong the movie, king kong did win t-rex. and if u watch some old old godzilla show, t-rex won godzilla. cross-referencing from source a and source b, king kong will win godzilla. which means monster will win godzilla.
so my dear godzilla, if u are still sitting in from of your com, i suggest u start running. for king kong has a tendacy to turn into the hulk, which can run faster than godzilla.
thank you.
-leech
odac`;
9:51 PM
hey hey hey!!! Guess who's this, haha... no secret can be kept secret forever hahaha!!! I KNOW YER PASSWORD VJ ODAC!!! Scary eh?? I know EVERYTHING about u people odac!! I know u hav a cancer patient, a monster, a leech, a few IQ maxes, M&M, pig heads and most lame of all.. a TEAPOT...???!!!! haha, and i know u ppl hav internal conflicts (what wif the anti-LIANG clan and all...) MUHAHAHAHA, I'm on a mission ppl, a mission to destroy VJ ODAC!!!
haha,
GODzilla
odac`;
6:39 PM